Xbox One Kinect Sensor Can See Your Penis

Xbox One Kinect Sensor Can See Your Penis

Yup, you read that right. Apparently the Xbox One’s Kinect sensor is so powerful that it can see the outline of your donger even if it’s covered.

That’s not going to bode well for some people (conspiracy theorists and privacy rights activists) especially, when you consider all the other things it records in your living room (what you talk about, who you’re with, etc). I’m not sure how I feel about the Kinect’s all seeing eye yet. I mean, all it’s going to record on most nights is a lot of weed smoking and jerking off anyways. If Microsoft and Big Brother want to watch that then good for them. I’m sure somebody out there would enjoy that show. Different strokes for different folks and such.

Watch the Xbox One check out some dude’s peen after the jump.

– Corey Stevenson aka “Geist01”

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4 Responses to “Xbox One Kinect Sensor Can See Your Penis”

  1. Bloodfart says:

    Look Ma, no hands! 😀

  2. Noah says:

    Wow, umm… Definentley sticking with Sony and the PS4.

  3. DevilSugar says:

    Be honest, Geist, did you move to Cali just for the weed? 😉

  4. Geist01 says:

    @DevilSugar – Maybe lol