Saints Row 2 gave horny gamers a DLC romp with the sexy Tera Patrick.
THQ decided 4 porn stars would be way more fun and released the Penthouse Pack with virtual representations of Nikki Benz, Justine Joli, Ryan Keely, and Heather Vandeven for Saints Row the Third.
As a long time fan of Justine Joli, I was more than excited at the chance to play with her in the privacy of my own home. Unfortunately, this pack is not as fulfilling as one of her videos. The girls are not available as individual homies, but simply as styles for your gang members. The character likenesses are barely passable and they only recite the generic female gang member dialog.
While it is nice to pretend that I have Penthouse Pets hanging around my deluxe crib seductively eating my sandwiches and talking on the phone, I was hoping for a little more content from this DLC. I applaud THQ for keeping fresh DLC coming for the game including the upcoming expansion, but the Penthouse Pack left me limp in the end.
The Saints Row series has a history of pornstar association in the games advertising. Sasha Grey played a heavy part in pushing the game via web videos and trade shows, so perhaps there is still hope that THQ will surprise gamers with a better virtual representation of porn goddess greatness in the upcoming months.