The only good thing about the first Resident Evil movie was Milla Jovovich’s split second vag shot at the end of the movie. The only good thing about Resident Evil: Apocalypse and Extinction was Milla topless in the water ball thing. Resident Evil: Afterlife better follow the trend or else…
Does it make me a bad person because I own the first Resident Evil movie only so I can pause and “examine” the Milla Jovovich pussy shot? I’m a simple man with simple needs and I need to see Milla’s vag whenever I want so I justified the purchase. I almost bought Apocalypse because it’s kinda cool but Extinction was a big pile of crap. For the most part all three movies are big steaming mounds of poop sauce.
Now that we have all that out of the way, and you know where I stand, I will go on record stating that I will being seeing Resident Evil: Afterlife 3D. You might be wonder why as I am clearly not much of a fan of the movie series. Here’s the simple answer – I wanna see Milla Jovovich’s elongated eraser nipples in 3D. Yup, I will pay $15 just to catch one glimpse of those perky little fuckers coming at me off the screen.
Capcom released these images from Resident Evil: Afterlife 3D on their blog and while you can’t really tell what the story is going to be you can tell that Milla is still hot as balls.