Porn Steaming App Coming To Next Gen Xbox

Porn Steaming App Coming To Next Gen Xbox

No need to worry next-gen Xbox owners, you can all finally relax. Those of you that were stressing over your ability to play games one-handed can go back to your blueprints for a combination lotion/tissue dispenser to fit snugly onto your future controller.

SugarDVD, the company that brought faptastic apps to both the Xbox 360 and the PS3 will again provide the service to at least one of those two next-gen counterparts. Any gamer with $7.95 a month and a little time to…ahem…kill can enjoy such cinematic classics as Big Dick Little Chick #3, Battle of the Asses, and the triple feature Cum-Drenched Tits.

“Any console would benefit from having unlimited HD adult content at the click of a button,” recently said SugarDVD’s Rebecca Bolen.

To the adult movie connoisseur, the promise of unlimited access to such a large library of porn has to be tempting. Add to that 1080p picture quality streaming to your big screen and the comfort of your own couch instead of being hunched over your computer screen watching your preciouses, and it’s a hard offer to refuse for all our resident pervs out there.

Before Microsoft has even formally unveiled their next console, the first battle of the next console war has begun. Sony would be smart to take notice of anything that may sway public opinion of a next generation console, no matter how smutty. The newest Call of Duty version got you down? Take a time out and rub one out, then go back to pwning noobs in a team death-match with a clear head. Maybe this will lead to a kinder, gentler online community in the future. Probably just as soon as there’s peace in the middle east…

– David Chaney

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