Back in the PS2 day my cousin was watching me play Champions of Norrath Return to Arms and asked me, “Why are you playing as a female character?” My response was, “Because she has big boobs.” Awesome character designs can sometimes set a game apart from the crowd so it hurts my penis to see such average looking character classes in Diablo 3. I need bigger boobs man!
Like a lot of people yesterday I tried to login to the Playstation Network to play some Modern Warfare 2 and received an error message. I thought it was my internet connection and moved on to play some God of War 2 offline. Little did I know that the sky was falling.
Sony explanation and updates after the jump.
Super Street Fighter IV is just around the corner and I for one can’t wait to play it. There is one fighter in particular that has me a little turned on – Juri. Judging solely on her design I’d say Juri has the potential to be a fan favorite and this new statue of her certainly isn’t going to hurt that prospect.
Pics of the Juri resin statue after the jump.
The live action Tekken movie is looking like it might do the series justice… at least in the costume department. Nina and Anna Williams look very much like their video game counterparts but is that a good thing?
God of War just wouldn’t be the same without gallons of blood, nudity and a sex mini-game. Luckily the developers know this and have kept the tradition alive in God of War 3. This time Kratos shows a goddess how us mortals do the nasty. ESRB description of the mini-game after the jump.
A battle for our nerdy souls and 1st Amaendment rights is being waged by those who want to censor the video games we play. Ken Doroshow, VP of the Entertainment Software Association and the guy fighting for us gamers, gives his thoughts on the topic at the DICE Summit 2010 in Vegas.
Welcome to another edition of NSFW Catfight! where you pick the winner based purely on hotness. This week we are going back in time and asking the age old question – Who’s hotter, Chun-Li or Cammy? Fight!
Let me start by saying that Adventures In Sex City – The Game is completely real and not some twisted figment of my imagination. STD awareness has never been this much fun…or gross. Thanks Middlesex-London Health Unit!
Set your DVRs because Joanna Angel, alt-porn girl superstar and CEO of Burning Angel, will be featured on G4TV’s Valentine’s Day Special Episode today. Gamers and porn aficionados will not want to miss this.
Word on the street is there will be a sex shop you can raid for weapons in Dead Rising 2. Once I heard this the first thing I though is “will there be zombie boobs?” Inquiring minds want to know!
The last two playable characters in the Resident Evil 5: Gold Edition’s Mercenaries Reunion mode have been announced – Berry Burton and Rebecca Chambers. I didn’t see that coming!
Who doesn’t love the beautiful women of Tecmo’s Dead or Alive games? I guess zombies don’t but us living breathing gamer dudes do. Now you can love all over Kasumi in 3D thanks to the talented artists at Kotobukiya.
If your ideal woman is strong, nimble, doesn’t talk much, and is able to withstand the crushing depths of the oceanic abyss than I have just the chick for you. Bioshock 2’s Big Sister! Just make sure you stock up on plasmids before you go on your first date… and by “plasmids” I mean “condoms”…… and by “condoms” I mean “don’t fucking do it man!”
For some reason I can’t stop calling Heavy Rain “Chubby Rain” instead. It’s become so bad that I have to actually think to call it by the correct name. Well it seems my little joke actually has some merit as this video proves.
I can’t wait for the summer. It’s when all the lovely ladies go to the beach wearing their tiny swimming suits and play volleyball in the sand. Of course I will be at home playing Dead or Alive Paradise on the PSP and taking “creepy” pictures with the camera mode. The real world is for chumps!
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