NSFW Gamer’s Hot List – God of War (Part 3)

NSFW Gamer’s Hot List – God of War (Part 3)

Here we are, God of War III. Before we get started I recommend you check out NSFW Gamer‘s first two God of War Hot Lists if you haven’t already. They can be found HERE (1) and HERE (2).

God of War III was the first title published on the Playstation 3 console, so it’s the first to actually have true HD quality. As you may expect, with better technology comes better features. GOW3 looked and played beautifully, and yeah, it had some nice looking women in the game too. Today we’re looking at some of the nudity that can be found in the final chapter in the God of War franchise (at least that’s what they say, but ya never know).

Before we get started, I have to say, the nudity in GOW3 is somewhat disappointing as far as volume is concerened. This is definitely a case of “quality over quantity” when it comes to nudity in this game.

Things look great as they should, it’s PS3, but I would have liked to see more topless girls and scenes. I will note that the setting of the story did factor into the lack of nudity in this installment I believe. For the most part you’re climbing mountains, chains, and going back and forth through some of the same areas all throughout the game, so you don’t really meet anyone interesting (until you stroll into Poseidon’s chamber, very nice).

Another big reason nudity was cut short is because a little over half way through the game you meet Pandora, who looks to be 14 or so. It’s an Ico experience of sorts from that point on, you traveling with her and trying to get her back to Pandora’s box (no, not that box, pervert). While traveling with Pandora wasn’t out of place, it clearly limited what type of actions Kratos could take. You’re not going to walk by a brothel and have Kratos say “Hold up Pandora, Kratos needs some time with his hoes. Here’s $5 go wait over by the snack bar for me, I’ll be done in a minute”.

God of War 3 was extremely focused and story driven, there wasn’t much room to really “get away” from the story in this installment. Still though, if I was on Sony Santa Monica’s staff, I would have squeezed in a few topless chicks whenever possible, just sayin.

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NSFW Gamer’s Hot List – God of War (Part 3)

1) Gorgon Serpents

NSFW Gamer’s Hot List – God of War (Part 3)

What would a God of War game be without Gorgons? Everything has been overhauled in this game, Gorgons included. As you can see, they’re much more detailed, life-like, but just as topless as always. There are Gorgons in this game too, but only the “serpents” show some nice boobage. Surprisingly, they’re not that tough to beat, much easier than in previous games actually.

NSFW Gamer’s Hot List – God of War (Part 3)

2) Harpy Queen

NSFW Gamer’s Hot List – God of War (Part 3)

Another constant in the God of War franchise, Harpies. This is actually a Harpy Queen, which Kratos can use as a means of transportation by sinking his Blades into them as they fly away. Unfortunately their faces are still jacked up and aren’t much to look at. Same story with these things… Yay boobs… oh wait, gross. Next please.

3) Poseidon Princess

NSFW Gamer’s Hot List – God of War (Part 3)

Hachi Machi!! We’ve got a winner here guys. Poseidon knew how to pick em, that much is clear. Apparently she is his “slave and lover” according to the wiki, which is just another way of saying “God of the Sea’s Sperm Dumpster” but I ain’t hatin on him, no Sir, well played Mr. Poseidon, well played indeed. I’m serious, of all the women in all the God of War games there’s something about this Princess. Great face, great body, and her breasts just flow back and forth as she moves, constantly moving, very nice. Unbelievably, Kratos could care less about her and her body, it’s almost offensive to me actually. Kratos does “use” her to help with a gate (seen below), but I don’t see how he could pass up loosing a few balls in this chick. If Ditka, Berman, and the rest of the guys from Monday Night Countdown were around for this one, it would have without a doubt been a “C’MON MAN!!” moment.

NSFW Gamer’s Hot List – God of War (Part 3)

Princess is so hot, she made Playboy. Yeah, you read that right, she made Playboy back when the game was released. She’s a minor character too, only in the game for a minute or two then never spoke of again and she caught the eye of Hef, that’s impressive. Here’s her published Playboy pic, those tits demand respect and admiration.

NSFW Gamer’s Hot List – God of War (Part 3)

4) Sex mini-game

NSFW Gamer’s Hot List – God of War (Part 3)

Here’s the one you all been waiting for, the sex mini-game. This being the first ever sex game done in true HD quality, and it shows. You hookup with the Goddess of love herself, Aphrodite. I’ma walk you through this one real nice an slow like. You walk in the door and Aphrodite is on the bed with two chicks on each side of her, they’re all “playing” with each other (seen above). The two side-whores get up and head to the corner of the room and watch as you and Aphrodite have a conversation about something (forget what was said, way too many breasts bouncing for me to concentrate at this point). This chick is seriously trying to get some Spartan man meat, rolling around on the bed, being playful, sitting up all sexy-like, etc…

NSFW Gamer’s Hot List – God of War (Part 3)

After a minute or so of this convo me and Kratos couldn’t take it anymore, so we laid her back on the bed and procedeed to introduce her to Kratos Jr…

NSFW Gamer’s Hot List – God of War (Part 3)

As we made our way through the tunnel of Aphrodite, her maiden whores watched from the corner of the room. Things got so hot they started touching each other, then one jumps on the other an gives her the ol’ taco handshake.

NSFW Gamer’s Hot List – God of War (Part 3)

It was a well played sex game, really creative. Even after all this fighting, all this torment, Kratos proved he’s still the man when it comes to the ladies.

Well guys, that’s it. As I mentioned earlier, God of War III didn’t have as many hot scenes as in the other God of War games, but it did bring a few beautiful women into our gaming lives in HD quality. Until next time.

-DFN

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