NSFW Gamer’s Hot List – God of War (Part 2)

NSFW Gamer’s Hot List – God of War (Part 2)

OK, here we are, only 7 days left till God of War: Ascension is released and we’re on round 2 of our Hot List. Today we’re looking at the God of War Collection which consisted of the first two PS2 games remastered in HD quality.

Pretty much everyone I know who is a gamer, even the ones that don’t own a PS3, have at one point played the original God of War. The God of War franchise has been an insane success with over 21.6 million copies of being sold. Yes, I do understand that there a few of you out there that hate the game, but for every one hater, there are a thousand that love this game, but why? Why do so many love this franchise? Is it the story, game play, graphics, creativity, etc…? While all of those can be seen in the God of War series, we all know this is one of the breast series ever because of, well, breasts (see what I did there). The adult content is what compels us to love this game.

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When God of War was released in 2005 on the PS2 the sex mini-game was all the talk. Topless females, sex game, ripping peoples heads off, this was finally a game we could all be happy about and say “finally, they didn’t ruin this game with censorship”. I believe this franchise would have still done well without the nudity, because it’s a solid and well built action/adventure game, but it’s the nudity that puts it over the top. For someone like me, who was a kid in the 80s and grew up on Atari and Nintendo, to be able to play games today and see how far they’ve grown in realism and graphics is awesome. I can truly appreciate when a game company comes along and realizes video games aren’t just for kids, they’re for adults too, and we wanna see adult situations. So, without further ado, here’s the God of War: Collection Hot List.

Also, before you check this list out, if you missed the God of War Origins Hot List you can find it HERE

NSFW Gamer’s Hot List – God of War (Part 2)

God of War

1) Sex Mini-Game

NSFW Gamer’s Hot List – God of War (Part 2)

In this sex mini game you get a nice cut scene (seen above) followed by the actual game play. Two chicks are in a bed on your boat at the beginning of the game and you quickly learn that Kratos is indeed “The Man”. You’ll notice in the game play pic that the boat Kratos was on apparently had a heating issue, it was obviously very cold in that room.

NSFW Gamer’s Hot List – God of War (Part 2)

2) Medusa: Queen of the Gorgons

NSFW Gamer’s Hot List – God of War (Part 2)

I actually have an issue with this “boss”. Aphrodite, who is hanging out as a face in the doorway, asks you to bring her the head of Medusa and it just so happens Medusa is in that very room (what luck!). After a very weak fight you rip her head off and acquire magic from Aphrodite. This was one of those “convenient” fights that used a big name in a very small way. Nonetheless, she has boobs.

3) Oracle

NSFW Gamer’s Hot List – God of War (Part 2)

What would a game involving Sparta be without an Oracle? As seen above, the Oracle is a lovely looking young lady that isn’t ashamed to show off her goods. There are a few cut scenes involving her when you attempt to save her from falling to her death. After rescuing this hottie she aids you in your quest by showing you the way to your next destination, Pandora’s box.

NSFW Gamer’s Hot List – God of War (Part 2)

4) Sirens

NSFW Gamer’s Hot List – God of War (Part 2)

The sirens are seen a few times in this game. Just think Mileena from Mortal Kombat with hover ability and you have yourself a Siren. You’ll notice in the pic above Sirens are very well endowed in the chest region, and we even got some nipple in there for good measure. The old saying “just put a bag over her head” comes to mind here.

5) Harpies

NSFW Gamer’s Hot List – God of War (Part 2)

Ahh, Harpies, we all love to hate Harpies. As seen above they’re very ugly creatures and often wreak havoc when you get a screen full of them all taking turns bombing you. I’d like to skip the Harpie, but it is a topless creature with breasts, so there there ya go.

6) Gorgon Assassins

NSFW Gamer’s Hot List – God of War (Part 2)

Gorgon Assassins are like normal Gorgons, only all assassiny. They’re supposed to be faster, tougher, etc… but all you need to know is they also have breasts and are topless.

7) Treasures

NSFW Gamer’s Hot List – God of War (Part 2)

As in all God of War games, there are treasure to be had for completing certain tasks and beating the game. I wanted to point out this specific treasure from the character graveyard. As you can see in some of the text, David Jaffe wanted all female characters to have nipples and be nude, they even had a penis on the Cyclops character in development. He went on to say that the penis had to be removed, but they were able to keep nipples on most of the female characters. Remember this was the first game, so they didn’t know what was going to/not going to be allowed in this franchise.

NSFW Gamer’s Hot List – God of War (Part 2)

God of War II

1) Sex Mini-Game

NSFW Gamer’s Hot List – God of War (Part 2)

Probably the coolest of all the sex mini-games in the God of War series. You come upon two beauties in a hot tub-like setting and they eager to make sure you leave happy, but the funny part is what you actually focus on when doing the QTE… A statue of a little boy urinating water back into the pool.

NSFW Gamer’s Hot List – God of War (Part 2)

As you go through the motions, the girls are moaning and our little statue guy starts shaking and spraying his water in spurts. When you finish showing the girls how to take a dirty bath, the statue erupts water from his penis like a volcano. Probably the most forward of all the sex games, and done in a pretty amusing way IMO.

2) Random Cutscene

NSFW Gamer’s Hot List – God of War (Part 2)

One of the few times you get random nudity with no real purpose. As Gaia is speaking to you she uses different forms in a dream-like sequence. One of these forms is this hot blondie. She’s totally nude, speaks a few words, then flies away never to be seen again.

3) Euryale

NSFW Gamer’s Hot List – God of War (Part 2)

Here’s the sister of Medusa, the Gorgon you killed in God of War I. As you can imagine she’s pretty upset at you, and unfortunately this topless snake-lady is butt ugly. Once again Sony Santa Monica doesn’t discriminate on sticking to the “every female needs to be topless” formula, even when looking at it almost really does turn us to stone 🙁

4) Sisters of Fate: Lahkesis

God of War: Ghost of Sparta Sisters of Fate: Lahkesis

Lahkesis is one of the Sisters of Fate. She’s one of the hotter chicks you’ll fight in this game; no mutations, razor sharp teeth, snake-like characteristics, etc… Just a pretty face and a robe that leaves one breast uncovered, as it should be.

5) Sisters of Fate: Clotho

God of War: Ghost of Sparta Sisters of Fate: Clotho

Gross. Working your way up her (yes, you have to make it to the top of this mound of filth) is pretty nasty. This Sister of Fate has breasts all over her, like one every few feet, but you can’t really enjoy them cause she’s a fat monster. I will admit, I feel much better about killing ugly things than killing hot ones, so hacking up this fat ball of crap came naturally to me. If “The Biggest Loser” has a Mythology edition, fatty McFat Fat here needs to be the first to signup.

-DFN

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2 Responses to “NSFW Gamer’s Hot List – God of War (Part 2)”

  1. Noah says:

    I always thought the Oracle from GoW1 was a bit of a butterface.

  2. DevilSugar says:

    lol, Noah nailed it.