NSFW Gamergasm – Lexxx’s F List

NSFW Gamergasm - Lexxx's F List

Every relationship I have been in, this question eventually comes up – “Who would be on your Fuck List?”

That is usually followed by “Wait, these are not real people…what are you talking about?” I had a similar conversation with a member of the staff recently and I thought I would share the infamous list now…Complete with pics – because If I cannot share my list with all of you, really, who can I share with?

Over the last ten years female game characters have become more well developed. Seeing how women have become less helpless and more bad asses in their own right brings me much happiness. Also, it turns me on like crazy because…who doesn’t love a woman with a large weapon and a short fuse.

I really love women. I always have. I love everything about them. Curves, voices, the twisted dirty little minds we have…I love it LOVE it. I’m here on this site so you all know my dirty little fixations on characters I can use my imaginations with. Without further adieu I give you my list.

If these ladies were real I would do things to them that we couldn’t even spell.

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Sylvanas Windrunner ~ World of Warcraft

– Banshee Queen of the Forsaken, now ruler of Western Lordaeron
– Owner of possibly the tightest ranger-gear ever
– Currently aligned with and sole female leader of the Horde
– Is universally adored by her people, Works with the Val’kyr to resurrect and add numbers to the Forsaken
– Has no qualms about using any means necessary to achieve victory
– Fan Theory: May be on the fast track to be the spiritual Successor to Arthas
– Fan Theory: May possess the shards of Frostmourne, Runeblade of the Lich King

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Black Orchid ~ Killer Instinct

– Female secret agent, sent by an unknown group to investigate UltraTech and the disappearances surrounding the Killer Instinct tournament
– Defeated the god Eyedoll at the end of the tournament single-handedly
– Wields multiple forms of magic + 2 LASER TONFAS (think lightsaber) or Escrima Sticks
– Also wields the boobs of doom, giving any character that looks upon them an instant heart attack, resulting in death. IS NOT AFRAID TO FLASH

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Ivy Valentine ~ Soul Calibur

– Raised by foster parents, but when discovering her father’s past, and interest in the ‘Soul Edge,’ decided to become an alchemist and investigate the cursed sword to honour him.
– Realized Soul Edge had corrupted her father and driven her mad, sought to create a weapon to destroy Soul Edge. Made it possible through sorcery, and inadvertently bound her and the sword to Soul Edge. Created the living whip-sword ‘Ivy Blade,’ and sought to destroy Soul Edge.
– Seeks to destroy all fragments and traces of Soul Edge.
– Does not age, will never age until Soul Edge is destroyed. Also owner of possibly largest boobs in video gaming history. Fighting style revolves around Ivy Blade, and using her boobs as a counter-balance.

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Kitana ~ Mortal Kombat

– Princess of Edenia, Daughter to Sindel, loyal stepdaughter to Outworld’s emperor Shao Kahn
– Served as an assassin of Shao Kahn in his quest to dominate the realms
– Eventually learned the truth about her past and joined the defenders of Earthrealm, eventually freeing her home realm, and then leading an army to Outworld to combat Kahn and stop any chance of him rising to power again
– One of the best received MK characters, often regarded as one of the hottest girls in gaming

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Mileena ~ Mortal Kombat

– While Kitana did not grow up knowing about her origin, her adopted father, Shao Kahn, grew concerned she might discover her true past and turn on him, He Commissioned the sorcerer Shang Tsung to create a more vicious and loyal version of Kitana, one who could take her place if necessary
– Fused Kitana’s essence with a Tarkatan warrior from Baraka’s race, process left the clone disfigured with a Tarkatan mouth
– Mileena introduced as long lost sister and used to spy on Kitana to ensure her loyalty
– Worked as one of Shao Kahn’s Assassins
– In the 2011 reboot, introduced as animalistic, she uses her lascivious behaviour to lure victims and then slaughter and devour them

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Cortana ~ Halo

– Artificial intelligence situated within the suit of Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 (Master Chief)
– Classified as a “smart” AI, creative matrix is allowed to learn and expand in contrast to limited/fixed matrix of other AIs. May develop delusions of god-like power and contempt for its mentally inferior makers
– Skilled hacker, decoder, and informant, giving backstory and tactical information on the fly to Master Chief
– Has developed a set of behaviour quirks unique amongst other AI (smugness, sardonic humour, never shuts up)
– Can project herself through appropriate projectors, such as Holotanks
– Has a Windows-Phone AI being made of her. Phone sex ysplz

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Samus Aran ~ Metroid

– Raised by the bird-like Chozo race after the extermination of her home-planet
– Infused with Chozo DNA and given the Power Suit, a powered exoskeleton which protects her from environemental dangers
– Can enter the tight morph ball form to squeeze into small spaces…. Ladies
– Was a Galactic Federation Police Officer, but is now a Bounty Hunter called by the Galactic Federation for taking on highly dangerous missions
– Infiltrated the homeworld of the Space Pirates, Zebes, and destroyed the supercomputer, Mother Brain
– Wiped the Metroid species into near-extinction, survived multiple episodes of Phazon corruption, wiped out the X-Parasite species, destroyed Phaze (origin world of Phazon), destroyed the Metroid Prime, killed multiple better versions of herself (see Dark Samus and Sa-X)
– Had a really shitty character development in Metroid: Other M. Became an insecure woman who desperately wants the support of her male commanding officer, could be considered PTSD symptoms
– Was universally thought to be a man until, in the most ‘shocking moment of video game history,’ removed her power-suit at the end of Metroid and posed in a bikini (HOT)

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Juliet Starling ~ Lollipop Chainsaw

– Teenage Zombie hunter (How hot is that…really?)
– Loves the shit out of strawberry Lollipops (sucking, chewing, provocative motion insert here)
– Loves to cheerlead, sing karaoke, and bisect the undead
– Killed her first zombie at six months (with a sharpened rattle)
– Currently loves to kill zombies with her zombie killing family, and her boyfriend Nick (who has been reduced to a talking head)
– Knows Karate to an expert level, able to fend of several enemies with ease. Uses other unconventional weapons to fight zombies (chainsaw, pom-poms, Nick’s Head)
– While maintaining a bubbly cheerleader persona, she is mature and violent underneath, with an enjoyment for zombie slaughter (I love a fucked up girl who could take your head off)
– Insecure about her weight (despite the fact she’s got her boyfriend’s head against her leg)

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Kali, Goddess of Destruction ~ Smite

– Devi Durga, the Mother Goddess of Hinduism, did battle against the Demon Raktabija in an attempt to destroy him. Every drop of his spilt blood became a clone of himself, however.
– Needing aid, Durga called upon Kali to combat the demons, who then destroyed Raktabija by sucking the blood from his body and putting the many duplicates into her gaping mouth.
– Said to get drunk from the blood of her victims and dances with destructive frenzy
– Goddes of death, violence, sexuality, motherly love
– Often dressed in the heads and arms of her enemies
– Scariest bitch who could get drunk sucking dick?

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Harley Quinn ~ Arkham City

– Harleen Quinzel, Psychologist, Right Hand to the Joker, Crazy ass bitch
– Fucking psychotic, aids the Joker in his search for the cure to the Titan sickness
– Carries his baby, rumoured to have a miscarriage
– Will make a return in Arkham Knight as a major villain
– Is currently in love with Wade Wilson. PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN

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Miss Sarah Fortune ~ League of Legends

– Bounty Hunter from Bilgewater; no bounty too dangerous or too difficult
– Captain of her own Ship and crew
– Entered the League of Legends to gain the influence to unite the people Bilgewater as an independent nation and to find her mother’s killer
– Has two fucking huge, massive, UNDENIABLY GIGANTINORMUS pistols.
– You wish I had said tits.
– Uses her feminine charm to her advantage. As well as her twin pistols

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Lydia ~ Skyrim

– Nordic Housecarl, your first companion, sworn to protect the Dragonborn with her life
– Protects the Dragonborn’s life with unquestioning loyalty
– People used console commands to marry her before she was able to be married legitimately
– Refuses to sleep with the Dragonborn until married (one of those girls)
– Will flip shit at your if you use the calm spell. Never tell her to calm down.
– Will battle with the Dragonborn against Alduin
– Can be turned to a vampire if spouse

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Jinx ~ League of Legends

– Loves to read havoc without thinking about consequences
– Manic and impulsive criminal, constantly unleashes havoc on Piltover
– Loves to egg on Piltovers finest, and was the first to wage a succesful war on the law
– Has no known history, just a want for upsetting order
– Fucking loves explosives

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Lieutenant Anya Stroud ~ Gears of War

– Was a communications officer in the Coalition of Ordered Governments (COG) amry
– Battled the reptilian Locust Horde, the Lambent, and battled in the Pendulum Wars
– Later transferred and became a frontline COG officer in Delta Squad
– Officer of a unit? Please ma’am, give me extra duties. Drill me as much as you want.

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Tira ~ Soul Calibur

– Raised as an assassin from childhood, began killing at a young age. TOtally inured to the sight and act of death, gets a buzz from killing
– Has multiple personality disorder/bipolar (one is bright, bubbly, and vicious, the other is dark, brooding, and sadistic). She used to swing between the two extremes at the drop of the hat.
– Became enamoured with Nightmare, the wielder of Soul Edge, sought to and eventually became a servant to the Soul Edge
– Upon Soul Edge’s shattering ,her mind was fragmented, and she fully developed twin personalities
– Ever loyal to Soul Edge, she captured a child, Pyrrha, and placed a shard of Soul Edge inside her, eventually training her as a remorseless killer to become the next host of Soul Edge.
– Utterly devoted to Soul Edge, even knowing that one day she may be consumed by it.
– Wields a bladed hula hoop. Fuck yeah.

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These are by no means the ONLY female game characters I double click the mouse thinking about, but I have to save some for future posts…The column is called “Gamergasm” afterall. Have to save some of the Gasm…Tease it all out.

Who makes your list and why? Keep the discussion going as much as you want. Think about it. Look at some pics…You know you want to.

Till next time…

XO XO XO

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12 Responses to “NSFW Gamergasm – Lexxx’s F List”

  1. DevilSugar says:

    Ivy, my love, you’re my sexy Elizabeth Hurley with a dominatrix vibe… who I would love to be a counter to until one of us wins (it’ll be me, I’m a subversive bastard).
    Rayne from the Bloodrayne series is another topper. NEVER forget the Rule of Gingers- all porn is 10 times hotter when multiplied by redheads.
    Chell of portal is sexy just for her big brain. First she outwitted the most intelligent sinister AI system ever seen, then she outwitted the one so stupid he had no limits of logic to slow him down.
    Gotta love lists! Giggity!

  2. Lexxx says:

    Oh devil…I knew I’d hear from you on this list.

    I AM a ginger (more like a flame top but I digress) So I know the rule well. You can sleep with a blonde, You can sleep with a brunette but you will NEVER sleep with a redhead. ;).

  3. al41103 says:

    Bayonetta, the Elf, Amazon and Sorcerrer fron dragons crown, Lili from tekken, the female monk and demon hunter from diablo 3

  4. DevilSugar says:

    Glad to know I’m reliable >D Yeah, the love of my life is a redhead and certainly lives up to that rule. I just hope we’re never terribly obvious the day after.

  5. Lexxx says:

    Oh..I’m always obvious the day after…I’ve had people yell at me to be quiet (Not the S/O of course)…there’s really no getting around it.

  6. Lexxx says:

    @al – Yes YES YES on the Monk and Hunter as well as everything you said! YES…I love it.

  7. P.L.A.D. says:

    Sylvannus q.q Raise me good bbz. And Samus can torture me with those Metroids (preferably on SR388) any day. Love this!

  8. Lexxx says:

    Oh P.L.A.D…I would say that I threw those in just for you but you know what a perv I am…I did it ALL for me

  9. Scond says:

    i agreee with most of this, but i notice a distinct lack of Lilith from Borderlands. im a sucker for redheads

  10. Lexxx says:

    I know you are Scond…I saved a few special pics of her for you later.

  11. Scond says:

    splendid

  12. Lord Redek says:

    It is impossible for me to choice my favorites. It is part of human nature to desire what a human cannot have, and fictional characters are the ultimate cannot. If I truly was a Redek though there would be some changes on this planet.