NSFW Catfight Royal Rumble! Dead or Alive 5

NSFW Catfight Royal Rumble! Dead or Alive 5

The time has finally come people, I have lost my mind.

With Dead or Alive 5 out now I am in sexy gamer girl overload. I knew I was going to have to do some kind of throw down for all these sexy ladies, but how best to do that? At first I thought well I will just pick a few of my favorites and have them go at it, however that just didn’t sit well with me because I knew I would miss some of your favorites.

So I thought I’ll do a tournament but that would just drag on. I felt this fight needed something fast, furious, and unpredictable.

Then it hit me. I’ll do a royal rumble and throw all the girls into one big arena and let them fight it out for us to see who is left standing atop the pile. So enough with the banter lets meet the ladies and then decide who our ultimate Dead or Alive 5 lady is.

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Ayane by Octopi

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She was featured in our Girl of the Week just this past weekend so we already have an idea of just how stunning she is on her own. In a group like this we need to look at what sets her apart and for Ayane it is her hair and eyes. Her eyes are just dazzling, drawing you in so deep you have no chance of pulling away and with that lovely purple hair on top she easily separates herself in appearance from the bunch. Plus she is, in the writer’s opinion, the more definitive ninja in this group of ladies which of course ups her hotness factor tenfold.

Christie by Deberzer

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Two words – ‘Open jacket’. That’s really all you need to know about Christie to understand why this woman wins over so many of the boys. Oh yeah plus her ending in Dead or Alive 4 had her giving us a strip tease. This woman is sexy and dangerous, a trained killer that will give you that one last great thrill before she stuffs you in a box. Did I mention she likes to wear an open jacket with no bra? I did? Well, I just thought it was worth saying again.

Helena by Kitamura

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With Helena we get a different kind of sexy all together. She is classy, refined, and almost carries herself with a grace you would expect from royalty. For most of her default costumes she is heavily clothed so it really does say a lot that she is considered to be so sexy. If the princess is your thing then Helena is definitely the girl for you.

Hitomi by Octopi

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The girl next door, we all love them. They are sexy and they don’t even realize it. Hitomi is definitely that type of girl in the Dead or Alive series. However behind that sweet smile and smoking hot body is a skill set that will leave most people in traction after she is done with them. She has always surprised me as one of the best fighters in the DOA line up. The fact that she just kicks your ass and then is so nice to you adds a thick layer of insult to injury. She also has just some of the best proportions in Dead or Alive – long legs, tight ass, and a nice rack. She is a beauty you won’t soon forget…assuming the concussion she gives you doesn’t ruin your short term memory.

Kasumi by BlooCarrot

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Here she is folks, the main reason that most copies of Dead or Alive are sold. The lovely Kasumi. She has been around since before there was technology to round out her boobs and yet she has always had our attention. Again, I will say Ayane is way more ‘ninja’ than Kasumi but at the same time it gives her an excuse to wear very loose fitting clothing that shows off her amazing ass, so in no way am I going to argue with it. There is not a lot to say about Kasumi, honestly she kind of speaks for herself. When you are looking up fan images of DOA she is in about 80% of them so it is hard to argue with her popularity in the community.

Kokoro by AKR

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One of the newer fighters in the Dead or Alive tournament, Kokoro joined the group back in DOA 4. Her back story has a lot of spoilers in it so I do not want to go into it. All you need to know is she is a Geisha. Honestly do I need to say more? If a hot young Asian Geisha girl does not get it going for you then I think it is time to hook that bad boy up to a car battery and give it a jump.

La Mariposa (aka Lisa Hamilton) by Koutarou

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Another fighter that joined the group last time out in DOA 4, Lisa quickly became a fan favorite. First off she is a luchador, which if you do not know is a Mexican wrestler, and she was introduced as a main rival for Tina Armstrong (the games other wrestling character). What was nice however is that it’s revealed that she has a much larger role to play than that of a Mexican wrestler so she really feels like a welcome addition to the cast. Plus, ummm, she is hot and I mean smoking hot. She has that perfect bronze skin and a smile that you can just not resist.

Leifang by Azasuke

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For one of the original Dead or Alive girls I feel Leifang is often over looked. When competing against the likes of Ayane, Tina, and Kasumi it is easy to understand how. However I feel overlooking her is real shame. She has everything you want in a beautiful irl. She is graceful, smooth, with an overall level of sexiness that cannot be denied.

Tina Armstrong by Vasily

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Tina, Tina, Tina… I have to admit she is my first Dead or Alive love. While the ninja girls had their appeal, as a fan of WWE back in the 80’s and late 90’s, wrestling girls have always had a place in my heart. Plus she has the biggest tits in the DOA series so that of course was another thing that drew me right into her. She is an all American girl and it is just hard to deny that southern charm that she has.

Mila by Zet13

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Ok so here is the girl that is getting my vote. I know she is the newcomer, and maybe I am just infatuated, but this girl is fucking sexy. She is toned, she is stacked, and she is a bad ass. She is the first fighter in Dead or Alive to use the MMA fighting style and she just has the raw sexiness that I cannot deny. It is rare for a girl to so quickly win me over and to do it in a game where there are such established hotties is a double win for her. Again that is my taste may not be yours only time will tell.

Pai Chan by Falcoon

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Pai is a Chinese film star with ambitions of showing the world that her fighting skills are for real. While I have no doubt this girl can throw down in a fight you also have to admit you want to throw down in bed with her. She possesses a very similar look to Leifang with maybe a bit of a harder edge to it. She possesses that classic Chinese beauty which of course just makes it hard to resist her.

Alpha-152 by Dancing V

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Ok admittedly this one is a little strange. She is essentially a clone of Kasumi with a very liquid like body. However that being said she looks like a sexy ass woman which leads many of us to believe that maybe she can do everything a real woman can. If that is the case then you can argue Alpha-152 may be the most exciting sexual experience you can ever have. I mean just imagine if she has control of the amount of pressure being applied to any part of her body…yeah that is promising. So yeah she makes the list and I would not be surprised to see her claim more than a few votes.

Sarah Bryant by EvilAsh

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Last, but certainly not least is the second of the Virtual Fighter guest characters – Sarah Bryant. Now I will admit I am not a big fan of the VF series, however Sarah is making me want to stand up and pay close attention. This girl is smoking hot, somewhat of a mix of Tina and Mila in terms of attraction. She has extremely long legs and a nice tight firm body. While she may only be guesting in this round of Dead or Alive I would love to see her make a return because the girl is drop dead gorgeous.

- GLCORP

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