NSFW Catfight! Mass Effect

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Today EA launched the ‘extended ending’ DLC for Mass Effect 3. So to celebrate I thought I would be fun to have all of the playable ladies duke it out to see who we all think is the sexiest.

I did not include Kelly Chambers or Samantha Traynor into this list simply because it’s long enough already (plus I want to see those two throw down alone…preferably in mud…and all oiled up…DAMN IT, FOCUS GL).

So what do you say we meet the ladies shall we?


Ashley Williams by Evulchibi
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First up is Ashley Williams. The human alliance officer has been around since Mass Effect 1, and while she was only there for a second in Mass Effect 2 she came back as a total bad ass specter in part 3. She has perfect proportions, a nice ass, and a take-no-bullshit personality. While she may not be as overtly sexual as some of the other characters in the series, she is definitely a hot piece of ass.

Liara T’Soni by Pineappletree
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Next we have Liara T’Soni, like Ash she has been around in all 3 games but her character took the sharpest turn in part 2 when she became the all-powerful shadow broker. She is just flat out sexy from the start because she is Asari and, well, Asari are basically the “we can fuck anything race” of the Mass Effect universe – Men, women, other, they just do not care. Liara does separate herself from the pack of blue skinned hotties with her powerful innocence though.

Tali’Zorah vas Normandy by MadSpike
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Now we come to Tali’Zorah vas Normandy the last of the three ladies that appeared in the Mass Effect games and the only one playable in all 3 entries. Tali has the mysterious vibe working for her all day long. You really don’t know what is going on under the mask and quite frankly that is sexy as hell. She’s a space gypsy and gypsies are hot, what more do I need to say?

Miranda Lawson by MadSpike
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Miranda Lawson joined the team in Mass Effect 2 and had a major side quest in part 3. She has to be a favorite to win this thing. I mean come on, she is designed genetically to be the perfect woman. Perfect tits, perfect lips, perfect ass, it’s all there in one stop. Does perfection get her your vote? We shall have to wait and see.

Jack by MadSpike

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Jack also joined the crew in Mass Effect 2 and had a small part in 3 as well. She is the firecracker who puts sex right in your face. Her attire left very little to the imagination and showed off all the tattoos that covered her body. I hope I am not alone in thinking that Mass Effect’s wild child is sexy as hell.

Samara by MadSpike
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Morinth by MadSpike
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Samara and Morinth – I put these two together because they look so much alike. If you choose to kill one the other just slides right in and no one seems to notice. Again they have the Asari thing going for them so that knocks them up pretty high on the sexuality list, plus they show off their assets more than most in the Mass Effect universe. What am I talking about? I am talking about exposed cleavage so out there Black Cat would ask them to zip it up an inch or two.

Kasumi Goto by Patryk Olejniczak
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Kasumi Goto master thief joins the fight and brings with her a sly kind of sexuality. She has that mysterious quality that just draws you in and I couldn’t stop staring at her beautiful eyes and lips. Plus she is a thief and with that usually includes a ridiculous amount of flexibility. Who the hell does not like that?

EDI by Oni
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Last but certainly not least is EDI. While EDI was in Mass Effect 2 she did not make a physical appearance until 3. Her robot form is sleek, smooth, and (one can only hope) user friendly. She can handle flying around one of the fastest ships in the universe but do you think you can handle her?

– GLCORP

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One Response to “NSFW Catfight! Mass Effect”

  1. Happenstance says:

    Have to say, that picture of Ashley Williams looks more like Miranda than it does her own person. Cool collection!