NSFW Gamer’s Hot List – God of War (Part 1)

God of War Hot List - Origins Collection

Every gamer who loves action/adventure games loves the God of War series (or at least they should, seriously).

God of War: Ascension comes out on March 12th, and to get ready for this big event NSFW Gamer is kicking off a GOW “Hot List”. That’s right, every sexy scene and tidbit of nudity shown from Chains of Olympus, all the way to God of War III, every game baby. And we’re not showing you some artist rendition or drawing, we’re keeping it real with some straight up in-game footage yo.

We’re doing a total of three posts – God of War: Origins Collection showcasing the PSP ports, God of War: Collection which includes GOW I and GOW II, then a titillating post for GOW III to wrap it up. Each post will be released weekly leading up to Ascension, so get ready to check out some of the best pixelated breasts Sparta has to offer.

Not Safe For Work ~ Video Game Nudity

I should note, to personally get ready of God of War: Ascension, I replayed all 5 GOW games in chronological order and platinumed them within a month’s time. This was no easy task, but going through each game then taking on this project made me realize how awesome this franchise really is. Not only did Sony Santa Monica Studios make great games, but they stayed true to the Mythology and offered nudity and adult themes in every game. They could have easily made kept them conservative to please the censors, but I applaud them for making sure they stayed true to Greek Mythology and all its breastacular goodness. Well done Sony Santa Monica Studios, well done indeed.

Note to reader – That last paragraph was just a fancy way of letting you know I platinumed all 5 games. Aww yeayuh.

Alright, lets get started with the God of War: Origins Collection…

God of War Hot List - Origins Collection

God of War: Chains of Olympus
Scenes listed in chronological order

1) Sex Mini-Game

God Of War Chains of Olympus Sex Mini-game
Every God of War game has one of these and this one “comes quick” in this game. After you beat the fat Persian, he has two twin sisters locked away behind him.

Yep, I said twin sisters hanging out nude in a cell together. Kratos walks in and one says “Is there anything we can do you repay you?” At that point Kratos proceeds to kneel beside them and have inter-family relations, Spartan style.

God Of War Chains of Olympus Sex Mini-game

2) Gorgons

God Of War: Chains of Olympus Gorgons

Gorgons are a staple in this franchise. Bottom half snake, top half female woman with a crazy head. As legend has it, any man who stares into her eyes will immediately be turned into stone. I could have totally taken these Gorgons out cause as long as they were rollin around topless, I would have never looked at their eyes.

3) Eos Statue

God of War: Chains of Olympus Eos Statue

Not much to say about this, but at least SSM thought enough of us to have the talking statue of Eos topless. After speaking with it you move onto the real thing…

4) Eos

God of War: Chains of Olympus Eos

Eos is sitting Indian style in front of a fire. It would have been a great time to cuddle, but instead Kratos just listens to her babble then continues downstream on his mission of vengeance.

God of War: Ghost of Sparta
Scenes listed in chronological order

1) Sex Mini-Game

God of War: Ghost of Sparta Brothel

As seen above, Kratos walks into the local brothel with two chicks over his shoulders. He tosses them on the bed while two more chicks watch in the doorway. The same can be said of my place on any random Saturday night.

God of War: Ghost of Sparta Brothel

As you play the game they join in, then more join, then more join, then more join… Kratos splits eight (8) females within this one mini game. This is a mighty feat, and this scene made it very clear to me that Mentos were alive and strong back in ancient Greece. Mentos, The Fresh Maker.

2) Gorgons

God of War: Ghost of Sparta Gorgon

A step up from the Gorgons of Chains of Olympus, but they’re still not truely HD quality yet. Just rip the heads off these hoes and wait for them to upgrade in later games.

3) Erynis

God of War: Ghost of Sparta Sisters Erynis

This chick is the Daughter of Thanatos. She has a decent cutscene that shows her breasts followed by a good fight.

Well, that’s it for the first GOW Hot List scenes, but wait, there’s more…

Here’s a few gallery pics from Ghost of Sparta treasures. These can be viewed after you beat the game.

Ghost of Sparta treasures

Ghost of Sparta treasures

Ghost of Sparta treasures

Ghost of Sparta treasures

Thanks for readin and be sure to come back next week for the God of War: Collection Hot List.

[EDIT – Sorry for including the Sisters of Fate in the Origins portion, after playing through all the GOW games in under a month I blurred their scene into the wrong game chapter. The Sisters of Fate have been removed from Origins portion of this Hot List and placed correctly in the God of War timeline. Please forgive me, I promise, I’m not Chris Chase]


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3 Responses to “NSFW Gamer’s Hot List – God of War (Part 1)”

  1. Raven says:

    I love action/adventure games, but I hate and dispise the god of war franchise and Kratos. Just felt like the franchise is hugely overrated and wanted to speak my peace.

  2. Jdurg says:

    Just an FYI, but #’s 3 and 4 (The Sisters of Fate) are NOT from Ghost of Sparta. They are from God of War II.

  3. Geist01 says:

    @Jdurg – Yup, you are correct. I am fixing it now. The Sisters of Fate will be included in Part 2.