DoA Secret Paradise helps you keep your virginity

Dead or Alive Paradise Secret Paradise Box Set

I guess it’s no surprise that Tecmo would put out a special collectors box set for Dead or Alive Paradise on the PSP called Secret Paradise. Everyone knows that their main demographic, nerdy perverted games like me, have money to burn because they sure as hell aren’t spending it on real women.

I just know you have been waiting with baited breath to see what you get when you pick up the Dead or Alive Paradise: Secret Paradise special box set. I also know that you will be picking up the game under the cover of darkness because, lets face it, Dead or Alive Paradise is like a fat chick – fun to play with but you don’t want your friends to know.

Dead or Alive Paradise Secret Paradise Box Set

Here is what you get:

  • Original sound track and voice collection CD
  • Secret photo art book
  • Collectors box
  • Dead or Alive Paradise PSP game

Pre-order yours now and guarantee your virginity to be intact another 10 years.

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