Today was an interesting day to say the least as the interwebs were ablaze with what looked like an extended trailer for a new Mortal Kombat movie. Before you roll your eyes and think about how awful MK: Annihilation was let me tell you that this is unlike anything you have ever seen – This video is so awesome it will make your balls clap!
The history of sex and nudity in video games is littered with a few missteps and awkward moments but once in a while something arousing actually slips through the cracks.
Check out the hits and misses after the jump.
The only good thing about the first Resident Evil movie was Milla Jovovich’s split second vag shot at the end of the movie. The only good thing about Resident Evil: Apocalypse and Extinction was Milla topless in the water ball thing. Resident Evil: Afterlife better follow the trend or else…
We all know that zombies are this generation’s horror icon zeitgeist and it doesn’t look like they will be going away anytime soon. My favorite new thing to do is surf the interwebs looking for “zombified” versions of popular video game and comic book characters. Sometimes they turn out, um, oddly attractive.
It looks like SNK Playmore finally decided to pull their collective heads out of their own asses and announced today that Mai will be returning in King of Fighters XIII. Honestly this shouldn’t even be news because she should have been in KOF XII and the sub par sales of that iteration validates my statement.
Every fanboy dreams of finding a hot nerdy chick that understands his geeky obsessions and aversion to daylight. What if I were to tell you that adult film superstar Sasha Grey was a big geek too? Check out the video of her playing Dungeons and Dragons be prepared to nut in your Boba Fett underwear.
I needed to take a break from Modern Warfare 2 last night and play something different. I decided to dust off Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe for the PS3 and go a few rounds with my favorite kombatants. It got me in such an MK mood that I began surfing the interwebs for anything I could find Mortal Kombat related and I came across these phenominal unused character designs that will unfortunately never see the light of day.
Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days looks like it’s shaping up to be a cool sequel to the under appreciated orginal. In this trailer the not-so-friendly duo find themselves in Shanghai, mixed up in all sorts of bad deeds and Asian hookers.
If you are in need of a new sexy anime statue for your home or office might I recommend the Witchblade Masane Amaha Cool White Bikini Version Statue? Just make sure you hide it from your wife or boss cause this baby has some HUGE knockers and a well sculpted cameltoe!
With Final Fantasy XIII finally out I figured it was a good time to look back at the now classic FF VII and see who is hotter. Tifa Lockheart or Aerith Gainsborough?
If you are one of those people that just can’t wait for Dead or Alive Paradise on the PSP (all two of you – including me) I have good news. You can download the Japanese demo today!
I guess it’s no surprise that Tecmo would put out a special collectors box set for Dead or Alive Paradise on the PSP called Secret Paradise. Everyone knows that their main demographic, nerdy perverted games like me, have money to burn because they sure as hell aren’t spending it on real women.
Back in the PS2 day my cousin was watching me play Champions of Norrath Return to Arms and asked me, “Why are you playing as a female character?” My response was, “Because she has big boobs.” Awesome character designs can sometimes set a game apart from the crowd so it hurts my penis to see such average looking character classes in Diablo 3. I need bigger boobs man!
Like a lot of people yesterday I tried to login to the Playstation Network to play some Modern Warfare 2 and received an error message. I thought it was my internet connection and moved on to play some God of War 2 offline. Little did I know that the sky was falling.
Sony explanation and updates after the jump.
Super Street Fighter IV is just around the corner and I for one can’t wait to play it. There is one fighter in particular that has me a little turned on – Juri. Judging solely on her design I’d say Juri has the potential to be a fan favorite and this new statue of her certainly isn’t going to hurt that prospect.
Pics of the Juri resin statue after the jump.
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